“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

(Source: nygaards, via lulz-time)

swolizard:

I use tumblr more out of habit than enjoyment at this point

(via 6gay)

disfan:

disfan:

I got a tattoo for my birthday. Planes half sleeve.

(via slutgarden)

slutgarden:

when will they make lunchables for adults

can we start a petition

leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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